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The Patrician

People take wonders for granted. Growing up on the east coast, I took the ocean for granted. Visitors would gush about its awesome power each summer I worked the tourist bureau in Halifax, but for locals it was just the ocean and was always going to be there. When I moved to Calgary, the mountains took my breath away. Calgarians appreciated them, but seemed ambivalent. While I would catch myself stopping to stare from my perch on the 20th floor of the NOVA Gas Tower, the long-term residents of Cowtown went on with their lives. We become ambivalent to the sublime the longer we’re exposed to it.

Wonders come in all shapes and sizes. The big ones are breathtaking and inspiring, but the little ones are the building blocks of our lives. The tragic difference is the little ones have a bad habit of disappearing.

The Patrician Grill’s been around since the 1950s. In downtown Toronto, that’s an eternity. This city loves tearing down the old to throw up the new. Along the way, it’s developed the bad habit of gutting heritage buildings, booting out the original inhabitants and tacking the facade onto 50 stories of condo, like some kind of awkward exercise in architectural taxidermy. Real estate is expensive in this place, no matter what kind of downturn we might be in, so the sacrifice of older buildings and businesses to feed the condo beast isn’t stopping anytime soon.

The Patrician defies that destiny: it’s a single-story diner slowly getting crowded out by condo after condo. It’s like a bantam fighter that resolutely wakes up every morning to duke it out with the heavyweights, and somehow, incredibly, keeps coming up with a draw. It’s nothing short of a minor miracle that anything that small can endure in the heart of a city determined to become Manhattan North.

I’ve lived in the neighbourhood for 12 years and seen a slew of businesses rise and fall. Some of them are headscratchers. Did the owners of that coffee shop not do their research? There’s nowhere near enough foot traffic to sustain them. How is that restaurant going to survive on that corner with those kind of prices? A florist on that street — really? I’m slightly ashamed to admit it, but I run a dead pool in my head each time a new place opens, knowing the neighbourhood far better than so many unfortunate owners with big dreams and inadequate business plans.

That’s why a diner that’s only open for breakfast and lunch six days a week is flabbergasting. But somehow I took it for granted as it faded into the background each day I walked by. The place had changed hands from the original owner to a new one, to the new one’s kids and would (I assumed) be handed down to their kids.

Until one day it wasn’t.

After seventy-some years, the Patrician was closing. Locals were legitimately shocked: it had survived till 2026 and gave every impression of surviving further. I realized having a place like that show up on the street every day and inject a little colour, a little anachronism, a little originality into a city whose unofficial colour is medium grey, lifted my soul just a touch. A tinge of guilt followed: I had never been in, not even for a coffee. I made sure to remedy the situation.

A sign outside proudly proclaims, “In this neighbourhood you can pay $5 for an Italian coffee or $2.25 for a coffee served by a guy who kinda looks Italian.” The inside isn’t overloaded with mementos the way I had imagined. There’s art on the walls, actual paintings, not prefab neon kitsch and dogs playing poker. A jazz station plays over the speakers. Locals start to drift in, mostly older folk, and the staff reliably recite their orders before they’ve even uttered a word. The people behind the counter are busy but relaxed, and seem to genuinely enjoy themselves, with the kind of banter I’d expect from a Hollywood version of a corner diner: the Leafs, the weather and everything in between.

It’s easy to wax nostalgic about places like this and hold onto them for dear life. I find myself falling into this habit the older I get. That’s why it’s important to recognize the small wonders life has to offer and embrace them while you can: they’re the difference between an indifferent, anonymous world and one with sparks of life and originality that make it worth enjoying.

I demolish an omelette and cup of coffee in short order, get to the cash register and feel my heart sink: cash only. Part of me scolds myself for not realizing a place like this operates on tight margins and wouldn’t accept credit cards. Part of me wants to shout “Buddy, did you not get the memo that it’s 2026?!” Luckily, I keep $20 in a pocket on the back of my phone for emergencies and manage to cover the bill, but with next to nothing for a tip. “Don’t worry about it; you’ll be back, right?” the co-owner asks.

I guess so. Like so many of the faithful, I’ll be back to experience a small wonder while I still can.

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The Hill

A view of downtown Toronto from the top of the Don Valley Brickworks
The Hill itself

In my mind it looms large. In reality it’s little more than a path leading out of a Toronto park, a former quarry. Generations scooped out shale and clay for the bricks that built old town Toronto. After that ran out, the local conservation authority bought the land and turned it into a park. Now tourists, wedding parties and cyclists saunter leisurely through the landscaped pit, admiring the ponds where steam shovels formerly ripped the earth

I don’t saunter. I pit myself against “The Hill” as I call the path. It’s my own Tour de France mountain stage, a personal biking challenge, even though it’s only about 80 feet high.

If no one’s lollygagging at the base, I can gather speed and let momentum carry me partway up. That never lasts long before I need to start pumping the pedals. It wouldn’t be difficult if it didn’t snake up and around on its way to the top. It’s those damn turns that make it challenging.

A hot day makes it even tougher, as my lungs labour to compress the sticky soup Toronto calls summer air. Even without the added difficulty, there’s a point where doubt starts creeping in: am I going to make it?

That sounds terribly dramatic but is entirely self-inflicted. Not making it means walking the rest of the way, not falling to my doom. There are no medals for reaching the top, except the one in my mind that says “Not today, Hill. I win.”

But a few years ago, the realization hit me: one day The Hill is going to win, finally and forever. Over the last few years, I’ve had to admit defeat and perform my self-inflicted walk of shame more often than I care to admit. Those times seem to be coming more frequently, even though I’m still in my early 50s. At moments like those I think about my dad.

He passed away last summer, but in his final years he was able to do fewer and fewer things that were dear to him. First he had to give up his house and move to a seniors facility. Then he had to stop driving. Then the long walks stopped, and eventually walking anywhere aside from the dining hall ceased. But the loss I remember most is fishing. For years, I tried to go fishing with him one last time, like we did when I was a little boy. I could see the day coming when we wouldn’t be able to do so ever again. I tried convincing him again and again to let me drive him down to St. Margaret’s Bay outside Halifax, where we used to cast for mackerel.

But there always seemed to be a reason not to go until one day age won, and I realized we were never going to go fishing together again. I think about that whenever I catch myself crafting an excuse not to do something I enjoy, or when I feel like giving up before the finish. The little victories I earn atop The Hill makes me feel alive in some small way, and I try to remind myself that one day the choice to try again won’t be there.

That’s what I tell myself whenever I’m feeling the burn going up The Hill. Near the top there’s sometimes a panic moment when I start to wonder, breath labouring, “What happens if I pass out? Has anyone had a coronary trying to summit this thing?” It’s pretty silly, and is more about anxiety than imminent system collapse. I realize it’s not the Pyrenees and I’m not in the Tour de France. But when I’m pedalling like crazy and starting to doubt myself, my mind can spiral away in strange directions.

The reward is a view of the Don Valley, a lush canopy struggling to eclipse the taller and taller towers Toronto is continually pushing up downtown.

One day will be the last victory. I won’t know which one it is. It’ll just be a good day before a not-so-good day. But then the next day will be another not-so-good day, and another, until I finally realize The Hill has won.

This is the way of all flesh: the things that were easy a few years, a few decades ago, one day seem hard.

Age is a process, not an event. It’s a companion you develop a closer relationship with the longer you last, a kind of friend you grow closer to. Age gradually takes things away, some good and some bad. It takes away selfishness, immaturity and impulsiveness. It also takes away strength and reflexes. I didn’t say it was always a kind friend, but it’s the only lifelong friend you’ll ever have.

Maybe I’ll get a better bike, a real racer, that will buy a few more years of victories and delay the inevitable. That day will come, but not quite yet. For now, in man vs. Hill, I’m still coming out on top more often than not.

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The Mayor of the Market

I have seen my retirement. It is delicious.

He used to hang around Yonge & Eglinton in Toronto, but I haven’t seem him in a long time. I don’t visit midtown much since moving out in 2010, so I don’t know what became of him.

The first time I saw him, I couldn’t decide whether he was homeless or a millionaire. He looked in his late 50s, with a smoothly shaved head, a deep, lurid tan, an earring and a big belly. His clothes were on the rough side of casual, but not ragged. He seemed to be everywhere: at the hot dog cart, occasionally helping the owner; on the corner watching the world go by; installed in shops here and there.

Everywhere I saw him, he was talking to people, casually and easily, like an old friend catching up, without a care in the world. His whole reason for being seemed to be to watch the world go by.

His Lordship, The Mayor

I nicknamed him “The Mayor,” because he acted like he was in charge of the neighbourhood, somehow responsible for its smooth operation, relying on a mix of casual observation and small talk. He seemed so natural and at ease, with no pressing or prior commitments, in some kind of laid-back, Buddha-bellied communion with the neighbourhood and its people. I thought, “That’s what I want to do.” I want to be the mayor of somewhere.

Of course, maybe none of that was true. Maybe he was homeless and had nowhere else to go. Maybe he was injured and on disability, with nothing to do but kill time. Maybe he really was a millionaire, and enjoying his neighbourhood was his idea of a plum retirement. I like to think the latter was true, because the idea of spending my golden years tending my neighbourhood appeals deeply to me.

My neighbourhood has none of the yuppie ambition or sleek lines of Yonge & Eglinton. Gentrification has largely passed it over, thanks in no small part to a mix of public housing and heritage protection. In my neighbourhood you’re as likely to run into a busker with three teeth and a sailor’s mouth as you are a bright young thing from condoland. There isn’t the variety of chic boutiques Yonge and Eg has sprouted, but the hustlers and collectors at the antique market will sell you anything from Roman coins to Tinkertoy for the right price. My hood lacks the pretense that dogs much of Toronto, and the epicentre of that authenticity is its eponym: St. Lawrence Market.

Still Life with Pork Chop

The Market holds a special place in my heart, grown over four years of living next door. My wife and I took most of our wedding photos inside, she in her immaculate white wedding gown trailing across the scruffy concrete, me in my tux. Our favourite photo features us posing in front of rows of pork chops at one of the butchers.

There’s nothing elegant about the Market. It resembles nothing so much as a cross between an overgrown barn and a collection of roadside stalls. Any ambience is a byproduct of the chaotic jumble of boxes and people crammed into a city block, hitting a fever pitch Saturdays when Toronto descends en masse.

Duelling green grocers try to establish whether you’re inadvertently trying to pay for the other guy’s zucchini. Boxes of spices overflow in the basement bulk shop, surely Toronto’s cheapest aromatherapy. A butcher rings a cowbell seemingly at random. Is it to celebrate a significant sale? Does it mark the hour? Is it just random boredom? Who knows?

The Stories that Make a Place

I’ve discovered the Market’s idiosyncrasies and details, both cryptic and trivial, over the years, like the name of the flower guy I buy a rose from each week for my wife. I know where the prison used to be when the Market was Toronto’s town hall, shackles hanging from the wall. I’ve learned that if you wait till 3:00 on a Saturday, you can find fish that’s been marked down at least once, and maybe twice. I know that the German-sounding deli is actually run by a Greek family. (“Odysseus” is the best name ever for a cheese-monger. It makes me think of some intrepid soul embarking on a ten-year journey to bring back the finest Camembert from around the globe)

Farther afield is the lunch place I visit each Saturday, where the owner knows my order before I even set foot inside (chicken salad with an extra falafel), and the barber who regales me with the latest on which businesses are moving in or out.

That’s what makes a place a neighbourhood: people and their stories. A neighbourhood needs context and history, roots and randomness, knit together by people you want to get to know. It never ceases to amaze me that in a city as big and cool-to-the-touch as Toronto, there are still places like that. That’s  why when I think of what I’ll be doing when I’m 65 (if I’m still around, healthy and financially solvent) the thought of just being a part of the place appeals to me: sampling the cheese at Scheffler’s, listening to the guitar player compete with the Dixieland combo for change, recognizing toys from my childhood at the antique market, helping out here and there if people need a hand. The thought of becoming part of the neighbourhood by becoming one its stories makes me happy.

Maybe I should visit Yonge & Eglinton to see if the mayor’s still around. Maybe I can tease his story out of him, and find out if I was right. It’s probably better if I just leave his story in my imagination intact, because if I’m right and he was (or still is) the Mayor of Yonge & Eglinton, I feel like there’s a precedent, and maybe I can become the Mayor of the Market.